“I know what I’m wearing for the rapture.”
That YouTube comment»>. Just when you thought StayFabuluss couldn’t possibly top herself, she does. This video is 22 minutes long & I know y’all have shit to do (but I don’t) so I’m going to give you a quick synopsis. In this video she describes different angels and talks about their personalities, their independence and their different roles in heaven. If she could be anything other than a human, she’d want to be a warrior angel. From there she gives us her expert opinion on the “high quality” pillow filler (that’s what she has pinned into her hair) just before applying concealer to her “mustache area.” “Angels are really smart & they do everything God tells them to do.” She then applies bright yellow because she’s a “good Warrior Angel” and she feels that the good angels are brighter colored. She applies black around the eyes because she wants it to be “BAM! In your face.” Then her mom comes out & asks her if she’s talking. At least I think it was her mom. It could’ve been a cherub. I’m not really sure. She then, very condescendingly asks if we know how to break up powder. “I’m sure you do. Because you guys are smart!” *smiles* *crinkles nose* *shrugs shoulders* Girl, if this is an instructional video you should ASSUME your viewers don’t know how to do anything. But yo, why does she end up looking like she’s been abused at the end of EVERY. LOOK? Why all the black around the eyes? Then she tells us about the weather and how it’s “flip-flopping” right now. -_- At the 10:00 mark, she digs in her nose. She then goes on to say that she feels that people should do this more on YouTube…freestyle makeup looks. Just pull out a palette & do a look. “FREE STAU. FREE STAU.” She then applies purple because it’s symbolizes royalty in the Bible and “gives us that whole angelic feel.” Then she references a color that she said we’ve probably heard her talk about in her “other makeup thingies.”
14:07 mark “And you know what is another thing that’s so cool about Warrior Angels? Is the fact that they always win. Like, evil can never overtake good. The good always overtakes evil. And that’s why it’s…always just like a win-win situation. Because the good angels always beat up the bad angels and the bad angels run and they get scared and run. And they can’t do anything to defend themselves. And they just have to do what God says.” What part of the Bible is this in?! I’m pretty sure DJ Khaled is a warrior angel, because that’s all he does too.
At 16:00 she pulls out the lip gloss! She said we’d be excited about this part. And she applies lipgloss to the cross on her forehead. At 16:55 she gets this weird burst of energy. I thought maybe the video got sped up. It was scary. I had to rewind to see if I missed something. Alas, I did not. She pulls out 10 pots of body glitter that she got from Claire’s. She then applies gold body glitter to the “lipgloss cross” on her forehead. And to make it “Ultra Fab” she applies hot pink glitter to her lips. “I think I should ask God if angels wear pink.” She’s heard of purple & red being “referred to” in the Bible and they’re “very rich colors” but never heard of pink being referred to. She then says that at one time, if you wanted to wear purple you had to be rich because only rich people could afford purple. Now anybody can wear it! She describes the look as “extremely, ultimate, over the top fab.” She then concludes by showing a few stills of the after. They’re comical. And I died a little bit inside. Oh, and her Warrior Angel name is “ZAPAHCAPHA.” The End.
my nigga….
This poor child! y’all need to pray for her! *sigh*
Aunty Peebz face says it all! LOL
This child is unwell..She is mentally TOUCHED, hear? She MUST be….have you SEEN the other videos???
“One moment you can go out in flip flops and a tank the next moment…a jacket” Would that jacket perhaps be one of those ‘straight’ kind?
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jaeisamess reblogged this from respectableheauxshit and added:
NEVER not be funny.
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Stay Fabulus Strikes Again! Lmao!
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prissytomboi said:
This girl needs to be committed, it scares me that she is walking the earth all willy nilly and instructing folks to do anything!
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bemorefoxxi reblogged this from so-fearce-diva and added:
This child is unwell..She is mentally TOUCHED, hear? She MUST be….have you SEEN the other videos???
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respectableheauxshit reblogged this from bookshopsessions and added:
Killer Clown From Outer Space continues to things that you and your bitches can’t do. SWAG HER THE FUCK OUT.
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cbazzthegreat reblogged this from str8nochaser and added:
shawty got to be low key retarded
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str8nochaser reblogged this from naturallyalise and added:
Peebs’ face says more than I could ever type.
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mimsii reblogged this from notesonascandal and added:
This poor child! y’all need to pray for her! *sigh* Aunty Peebz face says it all! LOL
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thatgirltee reblogged this from bookshopsessions and added:
I am crying… I needed this.. OMG!
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thehoard said:
Steen…I die a little more every time you post one of these…
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ladidahdi said:
I am increasingly concerned this girl might be suffering from some sort of undiagnosed mental illness.
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mommypoet reblogged this from notesonascandal and added:
All i wanna know is why? Everytime you think you’ve seen it all, she tops herself! I love her! Somebody must’ve told her...
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bookshopsessions reblogged this from notesonascandal and added:
LOLOLOL. I will forever reblog this foolishness!
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chasing-september reblogged this from steenfox and added:
I. Rebuke. This. In. The. Name. Of. All. Things. Sane.
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84cents reblogged this from yoliethejew and added:
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING LIFE STEEN!
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mutedfromexpression said:
All I could say was “wadatah my damie! Capachow ZaphaCapha Capachow…say it on me BLEEM!”
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I reblogged steen because everyone should have the 22 minutes she saved me
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yoliethejew said:
Lmmfao.
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notesonascandal said:
This bitch needs medication.
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